Advice columnist???

"Dear Mekayla, I am seeking your advice on my current situation with my ex-husband current boyfriend. I know that you are the most honest person i know and will tell me what i should do." and so the phone call began.
"Okay tell me whats up"
she continued, "Ubbergeek went out to get a drink with a girlfriend of a friend of his and didnt tell me about it."
Me: "did he lie about going to get a drink with her?"
Her: "yes"
Me: "How did you find out about it?"
Her: "I caught them when he returned to work"
Me: "what did he tell you?"
Her: "that a friend of his asked if he wanted to go have a drink with his chic cause she was parked outside and he couldnt get away from work to take her himself, and since he was on a break he went ahead and went"
Me: "what did you say?"
Her: "that he should be trying harder if he wants things to work out between us, and he needed to stop lying"
Me: "what was the lie?"
Her: "what?"
"what was the lie?"
Her: "umm... well he didnt call me to tell me what he was doing on his break"
Me: "okay .. shut up .. stop.. listen to yourself. he didnt lie to you .. he just didnt check in with you, which is a little obsessive on your part to expect him to. He was working, just because he went to have a drink on his break doesnt mean he has to call you. Second your freaking out.. if he would have called you, there is no way in hell that you would have just said .. 'Oh okay .. have fun' .. NO .. you would have tracked his ass down and found out where he was and who he was with and caused a scene. Third, your obsession is brought on by you dating your ex-husband who cheated on you and left your for someone from work. (remember the divorce?) You chose this and for it you will never be okay with any female that he works with, why because you dont trust him and you know it. But please dont accuse him of lying when he didnt lie. You just expect more from him than he is capable of giving. He is a cheating bastard who doesnt really care what his action will put you through ................ and you cannot expect more than that from him. Fourth, you parked outside his job waiting for him to return from his break so you could know exactly what he was doing and who he was with because you dont trust him enough to tell you when he gets out. Dont tell me its because you were worried, its because your obsessive. (That in itself shows that this is not healthy for either of you and may need some professional help.)
Know that you cannot change him because you think he should work harder, try harder, or give up more of himself for you. Thats not who he is. So either accept him for what he is, or leave his ass and get on with your own life. You've gotten over him once, the second time wont be as hard."
(was that harsh?)
i think i need my own advice column.
oh well .. anyone need help??

For stu....

**wink wink**
There was no beginning for this excursion. I got home from work late and was tired. We went to bed after only a few minutes of catching up. He had just gotten home from kayaking and was worn out. Within minutes we were both fast asleep. I awoke mid-orgasm and couldnt tell you how it began. But I could feel his breath on my neck as he had entered me from behind. My vaginal walls were already pulsing around his cock as my orgasm grew. I came as he fucked me and then i turned to face him. He re-entered me and started fucking me slowly as i caught my breath. He was still half asleep as well.
He looked into my eyes and smiled, "i must have been dreaming of that great cunt of yours"
i returned the smile and closed my eyes. His mouth and tongue slowly found the way to my pussy and he began to lick my clit. His movements were slow and almost putting me back to sleep. He continued to please me till i came again and then his cock found its way inside of me again. Still keeping is movements slow he began to fuck my now dripping wet pussy. We were both in and out of our sleep state as we fucked. It was amazing. We found ourselves both waking up in the middle of a simultaneous orgasm. As i caught my breath i fell asleep again, with his dick still inside me. It was almost morning by then but it didnt seem to matter. I slept. I can only assume that he fell asleep as well. a couple of hours later we awoke again. He was still inside me and i could feel that he was hard. He started to fuck my cunt again, this time full force. He pounded away at my cunt until we came again.
It was a great night and an amazing morning.

Psychotic breakdowns ..

all around .. one for everyone i work with.

So at the beginning of the month i took a trip to dallas spent about 5 days there .. came back to work to find out that there was a break down while i was gone.
Whheeww... im glad i wasnt around, as fun as it may have been to watch. I didnt interfere with the details because .. well .. because it didnt concern me and i just didnt care that much .
I worked a 12 hour this past weekend and received a phone call.
"so we still going to trade shifts?"
i reply .. "oh im sorry but i actually dont see myself staying around very much longer and it will look bad if i were to change shifts now."
"is it because of the law suit?"
Me: "what?? lawsuit? what is that about?"
so she fills me in .. apparently that weekend i was away was more than just a break down.
There are now lawyers involved and suits and all kinds of crazyness.
I listen to the details and realize that she (the one telling me the story) seems to be a little paranoid about the people around us. and by the details given to me it seems that there is enough crazyness to drive anyone insane if they work here long enough. umm... i think i was right to start looking for a new job.
After i hang up i look at the security guard and he starts to fill me in on more details about the incident...
im pretty shocked that i hadnt heard about any of it ..
but im also glad ..
i dont want to have anything to do with it.

Tomorrow i have another interview .. **fingers crossed** ill be outta here soon.

woohoo.

"Tell me your dreams"

I read that book a few weeks ago. Its about a schizophrenic that is suffering with 3 other personalities. Weird .. but today i almost feel like i am going crazy. Nothing is disappearing, no one coming up dead .. but my passwords to my email accounts have been changed again. I dont know how to go about it. I have already emailed the customer reps at yahoo but with no response. I dont know much about computers so i dont know if its just the cookies not being allowed .. or what. But its starting to piss me off. The new account i just created is changed. My old business account is changed and i cant get important mail............

got our ass beat !!!

and it sucks ... game night again today and the second game of the season. We lost --- BAD! 11 to 4 .. and damn that really sucks. Last season we were 1st place... we moved up a division and now we are getting spanked.
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I have been a victim of email and messenger identity theft. Is there such a thing? and whats worse is that two accounts have been fooled with. Who could possibly want to do something like that? I thought it was just in my head .. nope i was wrong. The first account was my yahoo mekayla812 account. Someone changed the password .. then changed all the personal information on the account so i am unable to reclaim it. Then a friend of mine calls me up wondering why i was ignoring her on my other account. Ignoring her? i wasnt even signed on. but apparently i was. Another friend accused me of cussing her out. What is going on....
dang it. so tonight i try to log on and damn got kicked off cause apparently i was already logged in on a different computer. So the warning told me. i finally got on and went into my account apparently someone has found out the password to this account as well and tried to change some of the personal information. Now who could it be?
My only mistake? logging on at work. I never thought about it. If i had accidently punch to remember this password then someone behind me could have logged on and changed the password and then the info ... right? well who is that desperate to get into my life and fuck with me.. i mean really?? its only yahoo. Not that i didnt lose a couple of friends from the change but it didnt really effect the main pathway of my life.
The loss of messenger friends is a major loss and only because i never thought to write the screen names down, i figured i could always count on my messenger to be there. and since i didnt i dont know how to get a hold of a few cuties that i was chatting with and planning on getting away with.
so i create another account and hope that nothing else happens.
I dont get who is that crazy .. but i know exactly who it is .. or at least who i would think is that crazy. The one responsible for putting poop on A's car.. the one responsible for accusing me of doing coke. The one responsible for tonights migraine .. and it really sucks.

Oh well .. what more is she going to do??
i can now be reached at cmekayla812 either email or messenger on yahoo ...
Aside from that ..
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i am starting to hate the single life... okay not really .. i really really like it .. but its nights like tonight and every thursday that suck. I am the only single girl on the team .. everyone else is couple off to each other and the guy who is not always has his annoying girlfriend following right behind him. Okay first off im not jealous .. she really is annoying. and at least 12 years younger than him and 10 years younger than me .... her voice irritates me .. her behavior disgust me .. its just not right .. okay maybe putting up with her had a little to do with my migraine.
she has a high pitch whinny baby girl voice that just shrieks.
She is very pouty and that type of behavior just sickens me. Constantly talking about her tits and sex and fondling her dude in front of everyone ... okay .. i have done some shit in my day .. but i have never forced people to be witness to it. She rubs him in front of who ever happens to be there .. she talks about what ever happens to pop into her head. i normally wouldnt even care except that we are playing a competitive sport.......... "Ummm hello??? hi .. yea we need for him to concentrate a little here and the hard on you just gave him is distracting him a little. He is off his game." "Jack him off when we are done ... please the games only last 4 hours ... max. "
I dont know how guys can put up with the whinney voioce .. constantly shrieking.....
oh well ..
not my life .. im glad its only 4 hours a week that i have to listen to it.
Now im off to bed ..

OPERATOR RANT!!

I've been an communications operator for about 5 years now. Its an easy job, most of the time, but on occassion it is very VERY frustrating. And for some odd reason we get callers that are, well simply dumbasses. I get cussed out at least once a day, sometimes up to once an hour.... No biggie --i can handle that. We get blamed for everything, again no biggie. We get dumb question, stupid parents, and pure ignorant callers. NO BIGGIE. Its the time that we get bully callers (at least the wanna be bully callers). And ignorant bully callers are the ones that really tick me off.
Eample:
Her: "patch me to dr. so and so's cell phone."
Me: "Im sorry but that office is out for lunch, if you need to reach him, his staff will return at 1:30"
Her: "Did i ask you for information? I said patch me to Dr. S.A.S cell phone, so just do it"
Me: "Mamm, im sorry we dont patch callers to the cell phone, but may i ask who is calling?"
Her: "Some dumb ass name"
Me: " some dumb ass name from where?"
Her: "why are you a private inverstigator?" (i laughed to myself)
Me: "im sorry??"
Her: "Look, just patch me to his cell phone right now you stupid little cockroach"
Me: (and only bacause i have been blessed with patience) "i'm sorry .. but we are not allowed to patch callers to any cell phone, if you need to reach him, the office will return at 1:30"
Her: "are you going to patch me to the cell phone or not you stupid bitch?"
Me: "Im sorry , we are not allowed to patch callers to the cell phone"
Her: "fine .. well then fuck you!"
and then she had the nerve to hang up on me.. now thats just rude.
i have been called a bitch , a slut, a cunt, a whore, and many other things.... but cockroach .. thats just too much.
I'm an operator, i deal with about 200 callers per hour. Not because i am harrassing people who havent paid their bill, or to inform them that we have a special on microwave ovens. I deal with that many people because i care about our patients ..
or some shit like that.
I do enjoy my job, i would have to, ive done it for so long. Stop being rude to the hospital operator. Its not going to help you. I assume you are calling because your child is sick, or because your neice, nephew, neighbors across the street has a neice who knew a girl who went to school with a boy who was related to the kid who got hit by a drunk driver. I wasnt the drunk driver, dont yell at me as if i am the reason your child or any child is ill. Just dont. Im here to help.
Things to know before you call me..
1. the name of the person you are looking for. Describing a doctor as "the one with brown hair..." doesnt help me to help you.
2. the name of the patient you are looking for. Its a childrens hospital we have more than one baby boy here.
3. The type of doctor you are looking for. "umm.. he deals with the childrens... you know the one... " sweetie .. they ALL deal with the childrens .. its a childrens hospital!!!!
oh and there are so many nore things you should know .. but im done ranting ..
oh except for this one call... i just got. (kinda made me laugh)
Him: "what is the name of your hospital?"
Me: "LADADAD DADA >> hospital "
Him: "is that the childrens hospital right by some other local hospital"
"yes"
"and what street are you on?
"ladadad lane"
"and how do i get there?"
"where you at?"
"umm.... i dont know."
"okay sir .. i need to know a starting point so i can give directions."
"umm... well i think its... the street that happens to run the entire length of our city .. "
"okay .. and what part of street that happens to run the entire length of our city are you at?"
"umm... well there is a mcdonalds, circle K, walgreens, ... and "
"okay sir, your near us" one of the many talents an operator just might have, knowing the city by its landmarks.
Me: "just make a right on almost here street, and another left of ladadad st, we will be on the left a few blocks down"
Him: "what will be on the left?"
Me: "the hospital sir"
Him: "hospital, and what is the name of the hopsital?"
"LADADAD LADDAD hospital?"
"oh .. thats the one right by another local hospital, right."
(its going to be a long one... )
"yes sir."
"oh okay .. and how do i get there."

camel toe

Why is it that girls think that camel toe is sexy and appropriate ... anywhere?
I can see maybe a stripper, at work. But at work at a childrens hospital?
Its just not appropriate. So I see a girl walking by with a major case of camel toe. Walked back in laughing to myself which caused questioning from my co-workers. So i had to pass off the info and that turned into a major discussion. Camel Toe or no camel toe??
is it sexy? is it appropraite?

what is the major turn on?

my weekend...

Pt one: Life

On Saturday, we baptised my nephew. Three months old and now a part of the catholic church and has been welcomed with open arms into God's family. It was a great celebration. Lots of family to witness this event and then of coarse dinner to follow. I enjoy these times because I always get a chance to catch up with cousins and uncles, aunts and friends. Talk about life. How great it is, how wonderful it will be and how blessed we all are. Its just that way.
Baptism, like a birth has such a positive effect on everyone around us. Smiles all around.

Pt Two: Death

Sunday morning I got a call, a friend of mine that I have known for about 15 years passed away this weekend. He was HIV positive and was full blown for a few months. He also was infected with writhering desease. Suffered for 2 months an undescribable pain. as sad as it was for me, I couldn't imagine the slap of reality it had on a couple of my other friends. Both living positive. One was at work, the other I met up with at mass. They were not close to him at all. But the situation hits way to close to home. Jr couldnt be alone. He was left trying to reason with, well trying to reason with death.

He repeatedly said, "It didnt have to happen, maybe he didnt take the medicines, maybe he gave up. there are so many medicines out there .. its not a death sentence anymore."

I stayed with him, holding his hand. there are no words to say, we all know the reality of it. It is a death sentence, medicines and technology simply allow time for repeated denied appeals.

I took him to lunch, we talked, he cried. He couldnt be alone. We went to play pool. We talked and laughed and tried to forget life.

after i took him home i went back to church then to visit my dad.

Pt three: everything in between

So last night after talking to a friend of mine in Florida, i was given a warning. "Do not walk in the rain if even the slightest chance of storms, might get electricuted. Do not try new things, and do not assume all is safe with you."

Why the warning? In the last week or two, my luck has not been great. I dont believe in luck. I believe in Life. But lately it seems the sun is struggling to shine upon my life.

Dont take me wrong, i find it all pretty funny. cable got shut off, check was lost in the mail. No big deal. Electric got shut off, even though i paid the bill. My television almost blew up. I lost my debit card, and then lost the last of the cash i had on me. A friend of mine passed away and i have just found out that my dad is not well. Actually he hasnt been well for a while, but in the last week he has not been able to go through his dialysis because of low blood pressure which is causing alot of pressure on his body. His legs are completely numb which could lead to amputation if his circulation does not get better. And i dont even know what to say to him except to be strong and pray that God will get him though it all. Another friend of mine is falling into a depression and keeps asking for my help. I say laugh. A younger friend of mine is going through a break up with his partner, he wants my advise. Should he take back a cheating ex? I laugh. I know i wouldnt. My cousin is now entering a physcho jealous mode with her ex husband who is now wanting to get back with her but only after he got dumped by the girl he dumped his wife for. What should she do?? Laugh... all you can ever do is laugh. laugh at the craziness we put ourselves though. laugh at the fact that eveyone ask for my opinion when i am here single and wouldnt put up with anyones shit.

LAUGH!! thats all i can do when something so trivial occurs and everyone becomes blinded from the bigger issues. So my florida friend makes jokes and we laugh. Talk for an hour and my life is sunny again.

Dell support sucks ..

no seriously it truly sucks .. i didnt believe that it did before cause i always got through within a few minutes .. i have been on hold for 30 minutes, transfered 5 times and i still cant get a stupid tech to help ... apparently they dont know what department can help me...
I hate dell support.!!!!!!! i only have a cell phone and i believe that my battery will die at the exact minute that someone will get on the line to help me.
Damn it sucks.


Oh well .. on to better things
Long distance relationships. Do they work? P is now hinting that he would like to move our relationship to the next level. Yea, ummm ...... he travels out of town for 3 weeks at a time .. and only sees me maybe one day while he is here. I truly enjoy that one day .. but i have never thought about moving things forward. Then there is a girl who is married to a man who wants to take a job that will take him out of town for 11 weeks at a time. So would either of these relationships work? When i asked a friend of mine, she is straight up against long distance relationships. Dont believe that anyone can be faithful when the partner is gone.
I disagree.... i believe that if a couple would like to make things work ... then it works. Its alot of work and very hard, but it is possible to make it through the tough times.
But that is just me. Who knows. ... i really dont think i am going to take things further with P so i wont be able to test out my theory.

The weekend was great .. went out clubbing on Saturday to a place called Buddies. Yup a gay club. That night it just happened to be mostly transexuals that are in desperate need of make up tips and hair tips. But there was a few hotties that made it all worth it. I get stuck getting hit on by a couple of swingers and a gay couple looking for a third. No thanks i nicely told the swinger couples.... and to the gay couple i simply could not talk to. The chic was trying so hard to be sexy... it wasnt working .. she was not cute at all. Her partner was a bull dyke. and that was not sexy either. I drank, and drank, and well drank some more. Still not sexy
Luckily they got tired of trying to dance with me and left.
The rest of the weekend went well.

Its now been an hour and the dumb support tech still hasnt answered my call .. damn i hate them