Fuckin SHIT!!!!

Actual feces ... human fuckin feces .. i cant believe it.
So this morning i get a call from A. "Hello? you just left here."
A: "you'll never fuckin believe what i found in my car:
Me: "what?" "Im sleeping... can it wait?"
A: "Someone wiped shit on my car"
Me: "Someone swiped shit from your car?? what did they steel?"
A: "No ...dammit ... someone wiped shit ... SHIT ... actual fucking human shit all over my fuckin car!!"
Me: "Stop yelling .. what .. shit .. human shit ??? "
then i sit up .. yea im awake .. "What?? on the outside .. or what?"
A: "No .. someone got into my car .. took a fuckin plastic bag .. grabbed their shit and wiped it all over the passenger seat of my fuckin car."
Me: "gross!" "what?" "no seriously?"
He noticed it when he got in .. didnt think i could handle it .. and he was ready to kill someone .It was his sooped up 66 belair. Its his baby .. he drove away .. and luckly had seat covers so it was just a matter of throwing them away. And getting a full detail job to clean up what ever may have seeped through. But how crazy .. no .. how insane does a person have to be to do a thing like that? INSANE!!! human feces
Why'z it alwayz gotta be about SHIT!!!!
I've been up since 630 .. its now 1130 and i am just getting home.. damn i hope tomorrow is a better day.