Coffee Bar hoping

A little different from the usual bar hopping but still entertaining. My cousins and myself had been spending alot of time hanging outfor the last few months. Its always a blast. But in the last couple of weeks we just never had the same time off. Last night we finally got together. Went to dinner and laughed our asses off. Its always so much fun with them. We then went to visit my nephew and make sure he was safe in grandma's hands. My mothers hasnt been around a baby since i was one and that was 28 years ago. So when she babysits i tend to help out for a while. Feeding him and changing him. Putting him to bed. So she gets the easy part of playing with him ... talking to him in the "googoo gaa gaa .... ahhh goo goo gaa gaa" language. He is also ticklish so he laughs and laughs just at the slightest touch of his feet. Im the exact same way. I see alot of my characteristics in him. He is going to be great when he grows up. (hehe)
So then we set off to the tea room. There was a poetry reading going on and we thought it would be different from the usual pool hall and dart bars. We sat.. listened... drank our coffee.. well i drank an orange freezer. Poetry was too intense. But it was good. So we went off to another little outdoor coffee bar .. and we sat ... talked .. laugh .. and got strange stares. We must have been laughing to loud for the other customers. So off we went .. to another little coffee room. Noone there .. so we headed to IHOP for dessert. I am in lust. The waiter is hot. HE seems so shy and quiet mannered. So different from me. Then my cousin starts in on me....
"why is it that we can all hang out and if anything is strange going to happen it is with you ..and directed to you?"
It happens all the time. The story ....
we were driving down the road and a couple of guys pull up beside us .. one leans out of the window and ask ... "so baby .. wheres the party?" i laugh and replied .. "still looking". The light changed to green and we drove away. Another light and another couple of guys .. they pull up beside us .. i make eye contact .. and turn to continue my conversation... They continue to stare at me .. waiting for more eye contact .. then the driver rolls down his window and turns up the bass in his car ... it was a good system so i turn .. make eye contact .. he smiles .. I smile .. the light changes color. We drive away.
On our way to IHOP .. we are driving down a road .. i am looking out the back window and a couple of guys pull up besides us .. the passenger sticks his tongue out at me .. so i stick mine out at him... then he begins to give me a major tongue tease. and i return the favor laughing my ass off.
"did you know him?", my cousin asked.
i ask" who are you asking.... " she says .. "OH ... no ......(looking at me)....you have no right to even ask that question .. of all the things that happen you are the only one who could possibly know them .. or possible be the one they are trying to hit on"
So I laugh .. "NO ... i dont know them .. any of them .. they are just random drivers and passengers of the road .. it makes driving entertaining."
She ask .. "what is it about you that makes guys act that way?.................no one ever tries to pick me up while sitting at a red light... "
my other cousin .."yea me either....no one gives me a tongue tease through his window"
Me, "really ........it happens to me all the time"