"An' I'm 50!!"

So A came over the other night to catch up on things. Hadn't spoken to him since the party. He brought along D who i suppose was there to back up his side of the story. He asked if I was still mad or if i had had time to think about things. I said well there is nothing to think about my only question is, was the hit because he was gay? He said -- No it was not.
He then proceeded to tell me that he asked Bfriend to stop and that he was 'uncomfortable with two guys making out and if they wanted to hang out just to cool it for a bit'. Bfriend turned to him and said "fuck you i dont want to stop and tough if your uncomfortable by it".
A walked away to tell me what was going on .. (this part of the story i already knew) but then told me that when he returned he felt disrespected and Bfriend was wanting to fight.
So he hit him.
He then said, "Look, you know that im not the type of person to start fucking around in front of people if i want to start hooking it up i go to a more private place, i expect that if there are other people who want to hook up they can go to a more private place". He continued ... "maybe im ol school i just think that its only out of respect to go to a more private place to do your bussiness".
A is like that .. but i responded, "yea cause your like a whole 7 months older than me right? so ol' school?"
He continued in the most serious voice i have ever heard from him, "girl, Im old .... Im fifty ... (long pause) and i can kick (and he kicks)" (I love Molly Shannon)
and i laughed and laughed .. .. OMG .. i was not expecting that .. I laughed until i cried...
He came over knelt in front of me .. and said he was sorry ..
We hugged .. and at that moment i knew our friendship could not end.
I just cant be without him. He is everything to me right now .. and has been for so long.
He is the one that can make me laugh the way he does, and even cry the way that he does. So we spent the night talking and watching movies. It was great.