Happy Birthday TO ME!!!
woohoo ... 29 ... set the scene, full moon, harvest moon that looks like a ball of fire.
John, leans over to me... "you better watch out tonight .. that fire is going to get into everyone here". "What?" i ask, He tells me .. "your a leo, your going to be raging tonight .. maybe even roaring with that full moon, and that fire is going to effect everyone tonight .. so just be careful". I laugh .. .i dont believe in that kind of crazyness. but the moon was beautiful.
and as for the party ,.. .. well if anything could have gone wrong.... IT ALL WENT WRONG!
I had invited about 20 to 25 people ... about 20 people showed up
My cousin had headed out there before me to get things ready. Wood for the fire and BBQ. He calls me up around 9 that his radiator blew. but he found my other friends and was just going to wait till the morning to deal with it.
I get there and start the party. Everyone slowly shows and we begin to drink and have a good time. R ... who brought a bottle of yeager for me ... broke it open and chugged it. He was piss drunk by midnight. Decided to go skinny dipping except that noone new he was naked until he stolled back onto the beach and showing his junk to everyone .. Time for him to pass out. which he did in the back of A's truck. Then there were two itty boppers trying to hit up on A who was mine that night. It was clear to everyone that we were coupled off ... he had his arms all around me and mine all around him .. holding hands and kissing .. its was clear that he was off limits. Well every few minutes the bopper would come to him and ask, "wanna come in the water with me ?" A was like "nope, Im good" while he was hugging me and kissing me. so that went on for about an hour every fuckin 5 minutes .. i was like "really? he isnt going with you".
so my friend K finally had enough of it.
She confronts the bopper and her friend .. "really how old are you two?"
green bopper (cause she was wearing green) says 22. Black bopper says 18. K says .. "okay stop lying your not 22 .. and there is no reason that you have to try to impress anyone here"
green bopper, "I am 22 and i am a bartender at spanky's.... i know how to make a screwdriver and ... (some other lame ass drink that no bartender in their right mind would ever claim to know how to make)
we all laugh
so K says, "either way you two really need help figuring out who is available here ... you are hitting up on the wrong guy. It needs to stop" Me and A look at the boppers and smile .. and then make out. In front of them. Its clear that he is mine .. at least that night.
so they walk away and K laughs .. 5 minutes later .. green bopper comes to him, "wanna come get wet with me?" again his arm on my waist, him mouth on mine, and at that time my hand on his stroking him through his jeans. A looks at me .. i look at him, I tell the girl, "really he is good, not going with you .. you need to stop now and go play with the other kids in the water."
she leaves. later in the night .. A makes a statement about smokin it up .. little boppers jump at the chance, "will you share your weed with us? will you share your STUFF with us?"
I jump in, "okay little ones, his STUFF as you put it, is mine, HIS weed is mine, his stuff is mine, get over it"
A laughs and tells them, "yea girls all my stuff is hers. ALL OF IT" .. we stand by his truck... black bopper tries to sit between me and A and well that was just the last straw. "I know you didnt just fuckin come try to get between me and A, you have not shown me any respect, what the fuck. you need to move your little ass out of this spot, walk around and get in YOUR place." she steps back .. "i didnt mean anything by that.." (i am a true believer that all girls are bitches .. no female does anything unless there is a reason, pretending that your dumber than grass is an act to get what the girl wants. Every action those girls made was to get between me and A. Not because they want him, no .... girls dont work that way, but because they want to prove to me that they could get him. and they tried... He didnt go anywhere.)
Me: "okay what ever" then green bopper says, "i think you and A are just having problems and you two need to work it out" (trying to turn the arguement around on me and A.. good move... but not going to work ... that is a desperate girl move)
Me: "what the fuck are you talking about? and where the hell do you get off?"
they are cussing me out as they walk away ... K comes to me and says those bitches are cussing you out .. "cussing me out?? .. no .. they are not here .. they are pussies cussing about me thinking they are all that .. " but i go after them anyways .. because well i was drunk and pissed. and it was kinda funny as well.. I cussed them out for about 15 minutes ..
Okay some background info .. i grew up in a very wetback, gangsta, ghetto, gang controlled neighborhood... went to an all black ghetto, gang controlled school .. no i take that back .. i survived both the neighborhood and the school. in the mist of all this cussing out .. i am now snapping my fingers and cockin my head and truly gettin ghetto on the two bitches,
Never gave them the time to even make a sound much less talk back to me.. and i was standing about 2 inches from green boppers face. Why do i do this? Surely not because i am fightin for A ... he aint going anywhere .. i wouldnt fight for any guy .. but because they are disrespecting me .. and i am not going to have that ... not at my party .. that is my home for the night ..
Oh hell no .. Cussed them out because bitches will learn their lessons in life and i am the teacher. All girls are bitches .. but they will not get the best of me .. I taught them a lesson...(can anyone understand that?)
In the middle of it all i realize that i am now ghetto and want to laugh so hard .(i hold back) . continue cussing them out and telling them off then i snap my fingers, flip my hand, and walk away with a smile on my face .. (not letting them see me) get back to A and he is laughing his ass off because he has never seen me like that .. no one has ever ... NOONE has EVER seen me cuss out anyone .. and especially gettin all ghetto up in their face.
and we all laugh ... but sometime after they left .. A got into a huge thing with my cousins friend and popped 'em. right in the eye .. unfortuantely i was behind A and when he pulled his fist back i got hit in my chest. Not cool .. but at least it made him realize that he was going over board.
so around 3 am i look around to find R is passed out .. A is passed out .. T (K's friend) is puking and Cousin and his friend are passing out in their truck. i am sitting on a chair relaxin and Ton (a friend of A) is rubbing my feet telling me how sexy my feet are... and i laugh ..
so three of us (Ton, D and myself) stay talking through the night .. He tells me, "well the night could have been better you could have had both of us", Talkin about him and D (another friend of ours). "And that would have been better?" i ask .. "that is on the assumption that i want to have sex with you two .. "
he says, "well if you want A then go get him"
Okay A is passed out and at the time, had crawled out of the tent to puke .. "why would i want him right now?" D goes to pass out with A.
"so you wanna get freaky?" he asked.
Me: "really ?? was that your line? was i suppose to fall for that?" i laugh
we end up talking for about an hour .. go for an hour walk and talk some more.
get back to camp and he ask me again, Wanna get freaky?"
I laugh .."no Im good."
He goes to pass out .. i watch the sunrise on my birthday.
It was fun, even through all the drama.
John, leans over to me... "you better watch out tonight .. that fire is going to get into everyone here". "What?" i ask, He tells me .. "your a leo, your going to be raging tonight .. maybe even roaring with that full moon, and that fire is going to effect everyone tonight .. so just be careful". I laugh .. .i dont believe in that kind of crazyness. but the moon was beautiful.
and as for the party ,.. .. well if anything could have gone wrong.... IT ALL WENT WRONG!
I had invited about 20 to 25 people ... about 20 people showed up
My cousin had headed out there before me to get things ready. Wood for the fire and BBQ. He calls me up around 9 that his radiator blew. but he found my other friends and was just going to wait till the morning to deal with it.
I get there and start the party. Everyone slowly shows and we begin to drink and have a good time. R ... who brought a bottle of yeager for me ... broke it open and chugged it. He was piss drunk by midnight. Decided to go skinny dipping except that noone new he was naked until he stolled back onto the beach and showing his junk to everyone .. Time for him to pass out. which he did in the back of A's truck. Then there were two itty boppers trying to hit up on A who was mine that night. It was clear to everyone that we were coupled off ... he had his arms all around me and mine all around him .. holding hands and kissing .. its was clear that he was off limits. Well every few minutes the bopper would come to him and ask, "wanna come in the water with me ?" A was like "nope, Im good" while he was hugging me and kissing me. so that went on for about an hour every fuckin 5 minutes .. i was like "really? he isnt going with you".
so my friend K finally had enough of it.
She confronts the bopper and her friend .. "really how old are you two?"
green bopper (cause she was wearing green) says 22. Black bopper says 18. K says .. "okay stop lying your not 22 .. and there is no reason that you have to try to impress anyone here"
green bopper, "I am 22 and i am a bartender at spanky's.... i know how to make a screwdriver and ... (some other lame ass drink that no bartender in their right mind would ever claim to know how to make)
we all laugh
so K says, "either way you two really need help figuring out who is available here ... you are hitting up on the wrong guy. It needs to stop" Me and A look at the boppers and smile .. and then make out. In front of them. Its clear that he is mine .. at least that night.
so they walk away and K laughs .. 5 minutes later .. green bopper comes to him, "wanna come get wet with me?" again his arm on my waist, him mouth on mine, and at that time my hand on his stroking him through his jeans. A looks at me .. i look at him, I tell the girl, "really he is good, not going with you .. you need to stop now and go play with the other kids in the water."
she leaves. later in the night .. A makes a statement about smokin it up .. little boppers jump at the chance, "will you share your weed with us? will you share your STUFF with us?"
I jump in, "okay little ones, his STUFF as you put it, is mine, HIS weed is mine, his stuff is mine, get over it"
A laughs and tells them, "yea girls all my stuff is hers. ALL OF IT" .. we stand by his truck... black bopper tries to sit between me and A and well that was just the last straw. "I know you didnt just fuckin come try to get between me and A, you have not shown me any respect, what the fuck. you need to move your little ass out of this spot, walk around and get in YOUR place." she steps back .. "i didnt mean anything by that.." (i am a true believer that all girls are bitches .. no female does anything unless there is a reason, pretending that your dumber than grass is an act to get what the girl wants. Every action those girls made was to get between me and A. Not because they want him, no .... girls dont work that way, but because they want to prove to me that they could get him. and they tried... He didnt go anywhere.)
Me: "okay what ever" then green bopper says, "i think you and A are just having problems and you two need to work it out" (trying to turn the arguement around on me and A.. good move... but not going to work ... that is a desperate girl move)
Me: "what the fuck are you talking about? and where the hell do you get off?"
they are cussing me out as they walk away ... K comes to me and says those bitches are cussing you out .. "cussing me out?? .. no .. they are not here .. they are pussies cussing about me thinking they are all that .. " but i go after them anyways .. because well i was drunk and pissed. and it was kinda funny as well.. I cussed them out for about 15 minutes ..
Okay some background info .. i grew up in a very wetback, gangsta, ghetto, gang controlled neighborhood... went to an all black ghetto, gang controlled school .. no i take that back .. i survived both the neighborhood and the school. in the mist of all this cussing out .. i am now snapping my fingers and cockin my head and truly gettin ghetto on the two bitches,
Never gave them the time to even make a sound much less talk back to me.. and i was standing about 2 inches from green boppers face. Why do i do this? Surely not because i am fightin for A ... he aint going anywhere .. i wouldnt fight for any guy .. but because they are disrespecting me .. and i am not going to have that ... not at my party .. that is my home for the night ..
Oh hell no .. Cussed them out because bitches will learn their lessons in life and i am the teacher. All girls are bitches .. but they will not get the best of me .. I taught them a lesson...(can anyone understand that?)
In the middle of it all i realize that i am now ghetto and want to laugh so hard .(i hold back) . continue cussing them out and telling them off then i snap my fingers, flip my hand, and walk away with a smile on my face .. (not letting them see me) get back to A and he is laughing his ass off because he has never seen me like that .. no one has ever ... NOONE has EVER seen me cuss out anyone .. and especially gettin all ghetto up in their face.
and we all laugh ... but sometime after they left .. A got into a huge thing with my cousins friend and popped 'em. right in the eye .. unfortuantely i was behind A and when he pulled his fist back i got hit in my chest. Not cool .. but at least it made him realize that he was going over board.
so around 3 am i look around to find R is passed out .. A is passed out .. T (K's friend) is puking and Cousin and his friend are passing out in their truck. i am sitting on a chair relaxin and Ton (a friend of A) is rubbing my feet telling me how sexy my feet are... and i laugh ..
so three of us (Ton, D and myself) stay talking through the night .. He tells me, "well the night could have been better you could have had both of us", Talkin about him and D (another friend of ours). "And that would have been better?" i ask .. "that is on the assumption that i want to have sex with you two .. "
he says, "well if you want A then go get him"
Okay A is passed out and at the time, had crawled out of the tent to puke .. "why would i want him right now?" D goes to pass out with A.
"so you wanna get freaky?" he asked.
Me: "really ?? was that your line? was i suppose to fall for that?" i laugh
we end up talking for about an hour .. go for an hour walk and talk some more.
get back to camp and he ask me again, Wanna get freaky?"
I laugh .."no Im good."
He goes to pass out .. i watch the sunrise on my birthday.
It was fun, even through all the drama.
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