Hotness increases with drunkeness

So R keeps wanting me to join in with him and gfriend. She is not hot .. and i dont believe that there is enough alcohol that can change that. NOT HOT! not even cute .. okay .. i know --- who am i to judge right. Im 5'10 brn hr/brn eyes hispanic with shoulder length wavy hair .. I am not a model .. but i have never had complaints made about my looks (or my talents). I have had my share of guys, chics... and yes even strippers. I dont need to stoop that low. I can't do it... she just doesn't do it for me.
It started up again when R sent me an email .. they headed out to cheeta's for some saturday night fun. Apparently Gfriend was trying to seduce a chic into sleeping with her... so the story started out. R claimed that there was another couple and things didnt work out since the guy was not into swinging. Later i found out that the couple was a dancer giving a dance to a customer whom she didnt know. (R is not a good liar........and i can always get the real story after a couple of questions) Gfriend was making a play for the dancer and got shot down .. now they want us all to head out this coming saturday for some fun and another shot at the dancer. It is true that i have been able to take home dancers before .. but i just dont think i can do it when that is the main goal of the night. I dont work that way. but then again .. i was told that even if we dont get another chic involved that we would still have fun with each other... damn i need another shot of tequila while i think about it. More Vodka!! More Jack!!!!!
But then again ...........going out for some fun sounds pretty good .. i just need an out for the end of the night .. so they can go off with out me. woohoo.